Our safe word was buttons
I’m not sure why you chose it
Perhaps it was the way those b’s and t’s
hit like my belt to your bottom
or the way it sizzled out with a ‘ssssss’…
But I’m glad you had a word
I’ve whispered a thousand words
to the heavens
and none of them
saved me
from myself
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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