emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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tyleroakley:

This past week in a nutshell.

tyleroakley:

This past week in a nutshell.

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michaxl:

did you say walk

michaxl:

did you say walk

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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

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