story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via haaaaaaaave-you-met-ted)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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