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Handsome Fungus Beetle - Stenotarsus pardalis
No joking, this beetle is really known by the common name of Handsome Fungus Beetle, because it is indeed handsome. Its scientific name is Stenotarsus pardalis (Coleoptera - Endomychidae) and is native to Singapore.
Endomychidae beetles are a moderately speciose family of mycophagous beetles. The vast majority of taxa feed on the fruiting bodies of basidiomycete fungi, although there are representatives who specialize on softer agarics, molds, spores, and even several taxa which have been found to be facultatively phytophagous or predaceous. 
References: [1] - [2]
Photo credit: ©opzjon | Locality: Singapore (2014)

libutron:

Handsome Fungus Beetle - Stenotarsus pardalis

No joking, this beetle is really known by the common name of Handsome Fungus Beetle, because it is indeed handsome. Its scientific name is Stenotarsus pardalis (Coleoptera - Endomychidae) and is native to Singapore.

Endomychidae beetles are a moderately speciose family of mycophagous beetles. The vast majority of taxa feed on the fruiting bodies of basidiomycete fungi, although there are representatives who specialize on softer agarics, molds, spores, and even several taxa which have been found to be facultatively phytophagous or predaceous. 

References: [1] - [2]

Photo credit: ©opzjon | Locality: Singapore (2014)

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was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

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Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured. — Unknown (via organicafe)

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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Sorry but, coming from a woman, “blue balls”  (ie pain caused by temporary fluid congestion) can be a thing, it’s just that not all men experience it, it will not cause any damage if not “treated”, and no woman should be obliged to “relieve” a guy with this problem. 

this is glorious and hilarious and informative thank you

Also, consider the following:

  1. "Blue balls" is caused by referred pain from vascular congestion of erectile tissue.
  2. Vascular congestion of erectile tissue is, in turn, caused by prolonged arousal that does not result in orgasm.
  3. This is not a gendered phenomenon; just about every configuration of genitals has erectile tissue that can become painfully congested in this fashion.
  4. In general, clitoral erectile tissue is both more nerve-rich and more internalised than penile erectile tissue (90% of the clitoral shaft lying within the body).
  5. Women are much more likely not to get off from sex than men are.

The upshot is that, if you’re a heterosexual dude, in all balance of probability you’ve “blue balled” your partner both more frequently and more severely than she’s ever done to you - and you don’t hear her complaining, do you?

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daniellemertina:

i think it’s weird when people think they’re “cool” for things that actually just make them ignorant. like not wanting to be politically correct, finding enjoyment in offending people, always approaching issues theoretically and never with empathy, generally being a bad person/ leaning towards sociopathy. just odd. 

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nyooms:

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

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Be wary of those who apologize for how you feel instead of apologizing for what they did to you

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NOBODY LOOK AT THIS POST IT’S UNDER CONSTRUCTION HOLD THE FUCK UP OH GOD THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO SEE THIS FUCKING TYPO NOOOOOO

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guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

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